A mouse was reported dead in the room of Rita S., as police had informed yesterday. Ms S. confirmed that she heard rustling all morning, and then it abruptly stopped. “I peered out and the poor thing was lying on my meditation papers!” – she said. “I thought it was sleeping to begin with. It was upsetting, quite upsetting”. Mouse removal services were subsequently engaged. If anyone knows anything about the identity of the deceased, they are encouraged to contact the authorities.